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Nr: 1216 - kategoria: Anglojêzyczne    autor: rechot

Satan came to God and said that he is bored and he will start Armageddon because he wants to finaly rule in heaven. So God says to Satan:
- We'll settle this in other way. You will compete with Jesus in programming contest. The one that writes better code in one hour will win.
- Ok.
So the contest began. Satan writes very quickly and so does Jesus. Just three minutes before the deadline there is a power shut down. After three minutes comes God and says:
- Show me what you have done.
And Satan start to complain:
- There was a power brakedown, I couldn't finish my graphic interface so I have only simple text version with no graphics. Everything was ruined by this power loss - I had to start from the begining.
When it comes Jesus' turn Satan is astonished. Cool graphic interface, animated menus and even 3d animations!
- How? It's impossible! - Satan shrieks with dissbelief - how did you do it???
And God says calmly:
- Jesus saves.

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Nr: 1213 - kategoria: Anglojêzyczne    autor: rechot

Four Chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su, decided to emigrate to the USA. In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck.
Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China...

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