Kategoria: English jokes

Dean, to the physics department. „Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn’t you be like the

A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary. His wife told him the day before: „Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero

The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked: „Suppose I asked you to meet me

Satan came to God and said that he is bored and he will start Armageddon because he wants to finaly rule in heaven. So God says to Satan: – We’ll

Four Chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su, decided to emigrate to the USA. In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became